What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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