So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
My dick has a subreddit
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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