Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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