he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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