I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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