dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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