Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
