She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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