cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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