i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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