Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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