Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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