I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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