id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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