Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
