There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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