Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
In America we eat man semen.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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