do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I think I just sharted jello shots
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
