Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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