You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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