He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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