Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Rumble strips road head = magical
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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