How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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