He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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