so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My vagina is officially offended.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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