I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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