ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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