If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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