he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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