I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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