At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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