come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
