OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
