please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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