"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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