My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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