Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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