I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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