In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I am one with the molecules
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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