Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
