So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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