At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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