piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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