I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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