So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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