idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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