I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
its liver damage thursday
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
