No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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