Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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