He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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