Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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