im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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