I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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