I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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