I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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